easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

drxgonfly:

Cute Bird (by Sijanto)

drxgonfly:

Cute Bird (by Sijanto)

ezio: [trips and falls from building]
thieves: wH AT skILL!!1!!
Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito... nothing is true, everything is permitted.
anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

triplash:


fuck

triplash:

fuck

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

kimikokat:

Steal their look: puppies

Chicken($5.99)

You are not in this world to live up to anybody’s expectations but your own. Do what you think is right.
(via psych-facts)

You’re my mission.